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It’s Face Gym, but not as we know it (rediscovering facial massage)

— by Alyson Walsh

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To say I’m a fan of facial massage would be a bit of an exaggeration. Not quite of Zac Goldsmith/Bollywood standards; it’s just that when I look back, I realise that my first facial massage was in 2010 and my most recent in 2012. That’s not to say that I wouldn’t fully recommend this non-invasive procedure. I love having my face pummeled and the results are noticeable, I even included tips from Su-Man (Juliette Binoche’s facialist) on facial massage in the beauty chapter of Style Forever. It’s just that my beauty regime is very much of the wash-and-go variety, I should make more of an effort. Major Beauty Fail.

So. When I was invited to visit Face Gym – a ‘facial workout’ that’s part of Selfridges beauty department –  of course, I accepted. I’d quite happily experience facial massage every day of the week, if someone else is doing it for me. FaceGym was founded by Inge Theron, the undercover Financial Times journalist known as the Spa Junkie, who after six years as a columnist, and a failed procedure, went onto study massage and work with facialists and fitness experts.

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Inge Theron photo: FT

FaceGym is situated on the ground floor at Selfridges, which doesn’t feel like the most relaxing place on earth, particularly when there’s techno/dance music playing. And you are just sitting there in the middle of the store. Anyhow, after a bit of ‘cardio’, I soon forgot about the other shoppers and the young person’s music and started to relax.

There are several types of FaceGym workout on offer, I had a £40 for 30-mins lunchtime special and the stages, very briefly, were as follows:

After the face is gently cleansed, a ‘face ball’ is used to release tension and open the sinuses. This is basically having a small hand-held ball pressed against various parts of your face, it reminded me of when I used to play football.

Next is the ‘cardio’ bit. A deep tissue massage with lots of firm pressing and pinching to stretch and release muscles, stimulate blood circulation and collagen production.

Then muscles are ‘sculpted’, uplifted and oxygenated by further deep tissue massage.

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Jade roller photo: FT

Out come the rollers: a derma roller stimulates collagen, plumps lines and smooths muscles. The jade roller cools the skin after stimulation, and feels lovely after the pummeling; it also closes pores and helps with lymphatic drainage. Finally, the PureLift device emits an electronic current to further stimulate muscles and restore elasticity.

More cleansing, then a hyaluronic serum and moisturiser are applied to finish off.

My face looked much perkier afterwards, more plumped (though this was temporary) and I recently recommended FaceGym to a friend of mine who was going to a wedding but hadn’t bought a new outfit. Very wise. My advice: just buy a pair of silver shoes and get down to FaceGym. In fact, you could do both at the same time… I’m thinking about booking another session this week to give my saggy face and problem sinuses a workout.

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